Life is fun...

My husband is one of the biggest procrastinators I know. We are involved in Quad Rugby and each year before a tournament he lets me know what He has volunteered to do, which in turn only gives Me 24 hours or less to accomplish His tasks. He is also a founder of an integrated softball team and again each year he gives me less than 24 hours to accomplish 48 hours of initial work to get the season under way. Does this sound familiar to you as well?

I finally have a way to get him back...

He's known for a month that he needed to raise money for Muscular Dystrophy. He's been signed up as a part of a Lock-up fundraiser. It's all in fun, but he procrastinated yet again. He's supposed to have all the money he promised to raise by TOMORROW. He neglected to tell anyone he was fundraising until last night. (It's what I call a fundraiser secret agent).

Being the good wife (or evil wife, whichever way you choose to perceive it) I looked through the materials last night and discovered that donations can EITHER go towards his bail, or it can go towards keeping him in jail! I love you MDA. What a wonderful program to allow me to finally get my husband back for torturing me.

Which way do you think I'm spending my time fundraising on his behalf today? So far all our friends and family are sympathetic to MY plight and we are getting tremendous amounts of donations to keep him IN jail.

See there's always a payback. For you procrastinators out there who consistently torture your spouses, keep in mind that sooner or later there's a payback!

I love being the "good" wife. *snicker*